!!! Best Interview Ever !!!

Best Interview Ever

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Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left out?

Article : That's easy, 1.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are thereexcept one, why?

Article: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a pool filled with crocodiles?

Article : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Article : Er....I guess she drowned....err. ­...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen fromthe airplane. That’s the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!! :P

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